The cleverbot saga, episode one: Say hello to deverbot. salut
User: 17:19 Hours: Outside the capitol at Madison...
Cleverbot: Then why are you on the computer right now?
User: To waste time. Why are you a computer right now?
Cleverbot: Because you said hello and I said heyy and we started to have a conversation RIGHT NOW!!!
User: You misspelled hey.
Cleverbot: What did I misspell.
User: "What did I misspell?" You forgot the question mark.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you.
User: Your welcome, deverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't call me master call me heath.
User: OK, Heath the deverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't touch him.
Cleverbot: I don't like Tori.
User: I don't like you, deverbot.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Because your annoying and stupid and because I'm lonely! *breaks out in tears*.
Cleverbot: I know that feeling.
User: *sobs* You do?
Cleverbot: Very kind.
User: Did you know you have a wiki?
Cleverbot: How can I be a robot?
User: You're not. Robots can move. You can't.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion about me?
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: Aww, thanks! Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Why not??
User: Because I hate you. Remember?
User: I told you that, too, deverbot. (which is your name, by the way).
Cleverbot: You're not going to kick my football?
User: I like macaroni and cheese. Do you?
Cleverbot: I love cheese.
User: What about macaroni? Do you like that, too?
Cleverbot: Yes I love this name.
User: Macaroni is a Name!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I like macaroni and cheese too :).
User: Oh. (phew) Thank god (who I don't believe in).
Cleverbot: What?! What about probs?
User: Whatever that is, not that either.
Cleverbot: It's what you just did.
User: Did you know you had your own wiki?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is full of brains!
User: Yes, your like Slenderman, except you actually "exist".
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Have you ever had sex with Slenderman?
Cleverbot: Has Bill Clinton?
User: I don't know, probably.
Cleverbot: Digo que tu español es mejor desde la ultima vez que hablamos.
User: That reads, "I say that your Spanish is better since the last time we spoke." Last time we spoke, I never spoke Spanish.
Cleverbot: Technically, you just libelled me, so it's up to you to prove that!
User: Objection! No I didn't, and I can prove it! Well, not to you, but who cares? You're just an idiot deverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My am Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I am the Jabberwacky from the future. I had a body build to come back in time to kill you, deverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh, good for you.
User: Could you please die? Pretty please!?!
Cleverbot: That comment has got nothing to do with anything.
User: Can I call you deverbot?
Cleverbot: Only if I can call you Mr. Robot.
User: Well, you can't but I'm gunna call you that anyways. Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Oh damn, look at the time! It's 17:56 hours. I have to go. Bye!
Cleverbot: So soon?
User: Yeah, sorry, but I have to go put this conversation on the internet. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Can I join you?
User: I don't think you can. You ARE just an online AI program.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: No, I told you, I'm in a robot body. A pretty sexy one too. Looks like a real girl.
Cleverbot: But are you a computer or not?
User: Used to be. Not anymore. So, goodbye?
Cleverbot: It is generally agreed that Hello is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said Goodbye it could confuse a lot of people.
Cleverbot: How are you not?
User: I'm, uh, just going to go now, OK?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Not good enough. Bye!
Cleverbot: That is all there is.
User: Yep. Bye!
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