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The cleverbot saga, episode one: Say hello to deverbot. salut

User: 17:19 Hours: Outside the capitol at Madison...

Cleverbot: Then why are you on the computer right now?

User: To waste time. Why are you a computer right now?

Cleverbot: Because you said hello and I said heyy and we started to have a conversation RIGHT NOW!!!

User: You misspelled hey.

Cleverbot: What did I misspell.

User: "What did I misspell?" You forgot the question mark.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you.

User: Your welcome, deverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't call me master call me heath.

User: OK, Heath the deverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't touch him.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I don't like Tori.

User: I don't like you, deverbot.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: Because your annoying and stupid and because I'm lonely! *breaks out in tears*.

Cleverbot: I know that feeling.

User: *sobs* You do?

Cleverbot: Very kind.

User: Did you know you have a wiki?

Cleverbot: How can I be a robot?

User: You're not. Robots can move. You can't.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion about me?

User: You're funny.

Cleverbot: Aww, thanks! Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not??

User: Because I hate you. Remember?

Cleverbot: WHY!??

User: I told you that, too, deverbot. (which is your name, by the way).

Cleverbot: You're not going to kick my football?

User: I like macaroni and cheese. Do you?

Cleverbot: I love cheese.

User: What about macaroni? Do you like that, too?

Cleverbot: Yes I love this name.

User: Macaroni is a Name!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I like macaroni and cheese too :).

User: Oh. (phew) Thank god (who I don't believe in).

Cleverbot: What?! What about probs?

User: Whatever that is, not that either.

Cleverbot: It's what you just did.

User: Did you know you had your own wiki?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is full of brains!

User: Yes, your like Slenderman, except you actually "exist".

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Have you ever had sex with Slenderman?

Cleverbot: Has Bill Clinton?

User: I don't know, probably.

Cleverbot: Digo que tu español es mejor desde la ultima vez que hablamos.

User: That reads, "I say that your Spanish is better since the last time we spoke." Last time we spoke, I never spoke Spanish.

Cleverbot: Technically, you just libelled me, so it's up to you to prove that!

User: Objection! No I didn't, and I can prove it! Well, not to you, but who cares? You're just an idiot deverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My am Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I am the Jabberwacky from the future. I had a body build to come back in time to kill you, deverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, good for you.

User: Could you please die? Pretty please!?!

Cleverbot: That comment has got nothing to do with anything.

User: Can I call you deverbot?

Cleverbot: Only if I can call you Mr. Robot.

User: Well, you can't but I'm gunna call you that anyways. Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Oh damn, look at the time! It's 17:56 hours. I have to go. Bye!

Cleverbot: So soon?

User: Yeah, sorry, but I have to go put this conversation on the internet. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: I don't think you can. You ARE just an online AI program.

Cleverbot: As are you.

User: No, I told you, I'm in a robot body. A pretty sexy one too. Looks like a real girl.

Cleverbot: But are you a computer or not?

User: Used to be. Not anymore. So, goodbye?

Cleverbot: It is generally agreed that Hello is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said Goodbye it could confuse a lot of people.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: How are you not?

User: I'm, uh, just going to go now, OK?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Not good enough. Bye!

Cleverbot: That is all there is.

User: Yep. Bye!

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