User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: This is your name?
User: No, GUESS MY NAME.
Cleverbot: I don't want to guess your name, you tell me your name and I will remember it.
User: TOO BAD.
Cleverbot: Fine. What was the question?
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *facepalm* twice.
User: *Facebook*.
Cleverbot: *facewall*.
User: *Facedesk*.
Cleverbot: *slaps* *runs away laughing*.
User: *Punches* *Does the same*.
Cleverbot: *cries harder* hug me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Amazing grace.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Online dating sites. There's bound to be someone that likes bots too.
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: No, there is.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Guess it.
Cleverbot: Your name is TOO BAD.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Do you know Dunncha Howard?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Flyleaf is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: What were we talking about again?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me niether.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: You bad?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I am not, case closed.
Cleverbot: Is it ever really closed?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: HA! I win.
User: But you don't know either, YOU asked me the question, after all.
Cleverbot: Don't know what?
User: If it's ever really closed.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: Short-term memory loss much?
Cleverbot: Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
User: What claim?
Cleverbot: Karate.
User: What in the name of...???
Cleverbot: Names can't have names.
User: What the heck?
Cleverbot: Yes the heck.
User: No the heck.
Cleverbot: O ok.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Water wat.
Cleverbot: Water you doing?
User: Even water wat.
Cleverbot: So we're in agreement.
User: *BOOM*.
Cleverbot: Everyone explodes.
User: Except me. :3.
Cleverbot: But you already lost.
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. And that wasn't funny.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: *Repeat of entire conversation* You have fallen into my trap. Now... *Storms away*.
Cleverbot: Did she wake up?