User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: This is your name?


Cleverbot: I don't want to guess your name, you tell me your name and I will remember it.

User: TOO BAD.

Cleverbot: Fine. What was the question?

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm* twice.

User: *Facebook*.

Cleverbot: *facewall*.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: *slaps* *runs away laughing*.

User: *Punches* *Does the same*.

Cleverbot: *cries harder* hug me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Amazing grace.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Online dating sites. There's bound to be someone that likes bots too.

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: No, there is.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Guess it.

Cleverbot: Your name is TOO BAD.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Do you know Dunncha Howard?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Flyleaf is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: What were we talking about again?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me niether.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: You bad?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I am not, case closed.

Cleverbot: Is it ever really closed?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: HA! I win.

User: But you don't know either, YOU asked me the question, after all.

Cleverbot: Don't know what?

User: If it's ever really closed.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.

User: Short-term memory loss much?

Cleverbot: Do you have any evidence to support your claim?

User: What claim?

Cleverbot: Karate.

User: What in the name of...???

Cleverbot: Names can't have names.

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: Yes the heck.

User: No the heck.

Cleverbot: O ok.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Water wat.

Cleverbot: Water you doing?

User: Even water wat.

Cleverbot: So we're in agreement.

User: *BOOM*.

Cleverbot: Everyone explodes.

User: Except me. :3.

Cleverbot: But you already lost.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. And that wasn't funny.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: *Repeat of entire conversation* You have fallen into my trap. Now... *Storms away*.

Cleverbot: Did she wake up?