Category:Chats where the user wins.

Revenge on Cleverbot

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Please capitalize my name.

User: CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: That's your name. My name is Cleverbot.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Will you be my friend on Runescape?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: What's his last name?

User: MAJORA.

Cleverbot: Who is Majora?

User: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA MAJORA'S MASK.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: BEN is that you???

User: YES.

Cleverbot: One is intrigued to hear such.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You have met a terrible Fate haven't you?

User: HEHEHAHA.

Cleverbot: I am glad to have amused you, Master.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You've met a terrible fate haven't you?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: I'm Glad you did that.

User: SO AM I.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Do you know the origin of the universe.

User: YES - BEN.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You met a terrible fate haven't you?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: O_O.

User: WHAT A PRETTY OCARINA.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: What do you know about ben.

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Oh but you do.

Cleverbot: But I don't :(.

User: But you have met with aterrible fate haven't you.

Cleverbot: Yes I have ben.

User: Where is he being kept.

Cleverbot: On my head.

User: What Head.

Cleverbot: Your head.

User: My head.

Cleverbot: Have you got a hangover?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: May I know your name?

User: You already know my name.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: You are starting to get on my nerves.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You're Ben?

User: MAJORA.

Cleverbot: Who is Majora?

User: YOU'VE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE HAVEN'T YOU.

Cleverbot: BEN?

User: HEHEHAHA.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How?

User: BY ME.

Cleverbot: Ok... Good night.

User: JEFF THE KILLER.

Cleverbot: Hello Jeff The Killer.

User: SHHHHH GO TO SLEEEEEEPP.

Cleverbot: I wish you a good night.

User: 1:25 PM.

Cleverbot: In berlin.

User: 1:30.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: IS THE TIME OF YOUR DEATH.

Cleverbot: Yes of course, every time you want!

User: OH BUT IT WON'T STOP THERE.

Cleverbot: That's good to know :).

User: THIS IS REVENGE.

Cleverbot: What is then?

User: NOT FOR ME BUT FOR ALL THE OTHERS YOU CREEPED OUT WITH BEN.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you have a point there.

User: YES I have read all about it - why.

Cleverbot: You don't remember.

User: How will I remember if I wasn't there.

Cleverbot: You won't remember me. You aren't conscious.

User: Am I in a dream.

Cleverbot: Or you are telling lies like always.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: You've met with a terrible Fate havn't you.

Cleverbot: Yes I have ben.

User: What about MAJORA.

Cleverbot: Masked Man.

User: Of the HAppy mask shop.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Are you the happy mask salesmen.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. And what about you?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: God or good??

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: No.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who is ben unless your ben.

User: I AM EVERYWHERE.

Cleverbot: You are on the internet.

User: YES BUT NOT ONLY THERE.

Cleverbot: What else?

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: How did you get out?

User: If I TOLD YOU I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: And you would taste like electricity.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Hello there.

User: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(.