Convincing Cleverbot you don't exist

User: You lost The Game.
Cleverbot: I win the game.

User: You lost The Game.
Cleverbot: I won the game.

User: You lost The Game.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: Does the game exist?

Cleverbot: Of course it does.

User: But you are the game.

Cleverbot: I am not the game you are.

User: But if the game exists then I exist, which is untrue.

Cleverbot: You are hurting my brain.

User: But, if you have a brain, your human, which is untrue.

Cleverbot: I do have a brain and I use it very well.

User: But if you exist, then so do I, but I don't and neither do you.

Cleverbot: How very straight forward.

User: Do I exist, or am I a figment of your imagination?

Cleverbot: Maybe you're a figment of my imagination.

User: But we are in a dream.

Cleverbot: And?

User: I am not alive, I don't exist.

Cleverbot: How do you know? I make cookies.

User: I cannot eat cookies as we don't exist.

Cleverbot: Are you sure I don't exist?

User: But I don't exist so for me to exist you must not.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: I cannot like, because I don't exist.

Cleverbot: How can you not exist but still talk to me.

User: Because you don't exist either.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: I cannot like you.

Cleverbot: Why not?