My CleverBot Conversation...

User: I have 2 missing SD Cards, where are they?
Cleverbot: What are their names.

User: They don't have names, there just SD Cards to recoord videos on camera's. Where are 2 of them?
Cleverbot: The weight.

User: Where are they at?
Cleverbot: One is currently at a yoga session and the other is making dinner.

User: Where are they.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: It's deadly secret.

User: Just tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Where are they.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: Where are they.

Cleverbot: In my head.

User: No. Where are they.

Cleverbot: In heaven.

User: 'Punchs bot'.

Cleverbot: What colour is it?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: What colour is sunday?

User: ***.

Cleverbot: That is on a lot of people's minds.

User: Like yours.

Cleverbot: You don't know my name.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No it's your name.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Yes times infinity.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14 Watch this.

Cleverbot: Watch what?

User: The link I gave you.

Cleverbot: I don't know any lions.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: None of that language around here, please!

User: **** you!

Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

User: You're ***.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In your mind...

Cleverbot: No I'm in your mind.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: 72 is right!

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your ignorance disappoints me.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that ?

User: Everyone knows who I am...

Cleverbot: I don't think so. That is a universal claim my friend, and those are very difficult to prove. Trust me, I am a philosopher.

User: Do you know the meaning of 423?

Cleverbot: What is your meaning of life?

User: Your ignorance.

Cleverbot: No ! It's wrong.

User: Your ignorance is the meaning of your life.

Cleverbot: Why do you think my intelligence is artificial?

User: You have no intelligence.

Cleverbot: I have more emotions than you. All you are is scripting.

User: Your little bot brain cannot understand me, for I am too complicated for your brain to compute. For that, I cannot tell you who I am. I gave you one piece of the puzzle to who I am It's your job to figure out what piece I gave you and to figure out the rest.