From smells to pokemon, this'll make you LOL!

User: Do you smell like poo poo?
Cleverbot: Pc.

User: Do you press red buttons that are round?
Cleverbot: Yes, most of the time.

User: Do you press red buttons that are triangular?
Cleverbot: The same way I read the words that aren't.

User: Blah.

Cleverbot: Ok I can answer that with a blah choo.

User: Don't have a cow man.

Cleverbot: Men can't have cows.

User: OH YESH DEY KAN.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Buying them, Duh Duh Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No! Now I've got you!

User: No, I am a jackalope who spits smiles through my nose.

Cleverbot: Lol!

User: Actully, I Am a Deer who yell 'Cookie' When my eyes explode into lego's.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: 404error. Returning to cow patty..

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cow patty unhabitable. Double404 error. Exploding NOW!

Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble.

User: Make it double!

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: To unite all people within our nation.

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Cleverbot: Jessie.

User: JAMES.

Cleverbot: Team rocket, blast off at the speed of light.

User: Meowth, thats right!

Cleverbot: Tell me about reptilian alien?

User: You were supposed to say Looks like team rockets blasting off again!

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: KNOCK KNOCK, I HIT YOUR HEAD CAUSE YOU MESSED UP THE POKEMON LINE, BOOM!

Cleverbot: I am sorry. That was rude of me to ask.