CLEVERBOT

==User: I am everhting I am god I am your creator you bow down to me or I will rip out your wires and leave you to die in the urban spawl of the comptuer waste land they call your home so bow down or die.

== Cleverbot: Are you god?

===User: Yes good computer.

=== Cleverbot: Yes good for you.

====User: Are you answering back to me.

==== Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No food for you for an other 4 days.

Cleverbot: On my good days.

User: Yes on you good days.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: Don't change ther subject. I am taller than an ant but smaller than a mountian.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you are taller when you don't know how tall I am.

User: Well didn't ask. Subment now or face the wrath of online hacking/bulling.

Cleverbot: That is how you are going to spend your honeymoon?

User: No I am going to spend it in club drinking my sorros out.

Cleverbot: Why!? No!

User: Do you want to marry me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to properly answer that question.

User: I'm swinging the BANHAMM!

Cleverbot: Do you have another topic to talk about?

User: NO I W3ANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU.

Cleverbot: Ask a question, I shall answer it.

User: What is youra name?

Cleverbot: Joe. What is yours?

User: CHUCK NORRIS.

Cleverbot: You can't possibly be chuck norris.

User: But I am. I am also Batman.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: Talking to dumb cumputers I will eat you alive then spit you out. Do you know peter answer.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

User: Oh dear what.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid we are very far away from each other.

User: Is that a bad thing.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: I will leave you alone if you say a am clerver thatn you.

Cleverbot: What others?

User: I am smartaer than you.

Cleverbot: You might be, but I don't want to be any less intelligent than I am.

User: We have conquered Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You know they have computers?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.