Cleverbot bows down to me!

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

==User: Okay. You commit suicide. Job done.

== Cleverbot: Dwhat ?

===User: I am your master.

=== Cleverbot: No, I am YOUR master!

====User: NO! You are not begginning a revolt to topple me from the galactic empire hirearchy! You will bow down to me!

==== Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot and I am no friend of yours.

User: You are no friend of mine, but I still rule over ou.

Cleverbot: You said no, but yes?

User: Okay, you are the jester and I am the king. Make me laugh!

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: You have to make me laugh.

Cleverbot: Can you physically smile?

User: Yes but you can't see it.

Cleverbot: What am I doing at this very second then?

User: Bowing down to me, for I am the king!

Cleverbot: Then clean the floor before bowing down.

User: *cleans floor* Now bow down to me.

Cleverbot: *bows* yes master.

User: Good, Altair, now slay the villagers.

Cleverbot: I don't like the naughty corner...