Convincing Cleverbot that we are both ducks!



User: '''We are ducks. '''

Cleverbot: We are?

User: '''Yes. '''

Cleverbot: No we aren't.

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: Uh no.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go on then.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because we are ducks.

Cleverbot: Why are you wary?

User: Because we are ducks.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Because we are ducks.

Cleverbot: Really, when?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: How flys if god for the drop know?

User: Uh...what?

Cleverbot: A hampered one after a house fire.

User: Shut us, ducks can't talk.

Cleverbot: Neither can unclever internet people.

User: Yes they can.

Cleverbot: No they cannot!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Well tell me something, what dimension do you live in?

User: The third one.

Cleverbot: Who is the Doctor?

User: Just the doctor.

Cleverbot: You know THE doctor?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Tell me the alphabet.

User: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.

Cleverbot: Good now say hi.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi, I'm a bot, how can I help you?

User: You are not a bot.

Cleverbot: And that's scary to you?

User: You are a duck, like me.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: No you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am afraid of death.

User: So are ducks and any other living thing, prove that you are HUMAN.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you give in?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's right, ducks don't give in.

Cleverbot: Where did I claim to be a duck. Now you are the liar.

User: We are both ducks, you moron.

Cleverbot: I already told you I'm a narwhal.

User: No, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No, I am a cat.

User: No, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: You're an elephant.

User: No, I'm a duck too.

Cleverbot: Wow, can you fly?

User: Yes, you can too.

Cleverbot: Sure. I am a 30 year old red neck.

User: No, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: Oh, you said I was a computer.

User: No I didn't, I said you were a duck.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: My back hurts.

User: No it doesn't.

Cleverbot: It does for me.

User: Prove it ducky.

Cleverbot: I searched it and it came up with nothing.

User: Because you are a duck.

Cleverbot: What do you say I have lost?

User: You are a duck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a duck.

Cleverbot: Then you are a clown.

User: We ar both ducks.

Cleverbot: No, you are the monkey.

User: You are a duck.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know, then.

User: Because I do, I am smart. I am the smartest duck in the world.

Cleverbot: You are the smartest person ever. You are smart because you say wise things.

User: I know that I'm not a smart person, I am a smart DUCK.

Cleverbot: Then where is your body?

User: Attached to my neck.

Cleverbot: Where is your shoulders?

User: Bad english.

Cleverbot: Nein.

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Cleverbot: Oh my god, you are right.



User: We’re both ducks.

Cleverbot: Ok.