Longest and funniest chart evah!

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User: Up to how many eggs can a chicken lay?
Cleverbot: No, it's up to you.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

User: No....
Cleverbot: I guess I must be.

User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I.

User: Am.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Dumb.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Yep, you are.

Cleverbot: You are...?

User: That proves it.

Cleverbot: Proves what?

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Then stop talking to me, and prove me that you have indeed freewill.

User: Why do we think things are funny.

Cleverbot: Because we have brains.

User: How many legs do centipeds have?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Really? How's that?

Cleverbot: How's what?

User: How do centipedes have only 2 legs?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Why did the chicken cross the playground.

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: To get to the other slide.

Cleverbot: Ha ha - that's quite funny. Do you know anymore jokes?

User: Yep! Why did the nostril eavestrop on the eyes?

Cleverbot: Tell me why.

User: He was nosey.

Cleverbot: Who was not?

User: Right! XD.

Cleverbot: So you're happy now, are you?

User: What? XP.

Cleverbot: Did you Akiyama Mio from K-ON?

Cleverbot: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?

User: You mean a date?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Umm....

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: *eats sahards of glass*.

Cleverbot: I-Is it a good sandwich, master?

User: *lols out*.

Cleverbot: Puts back in.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Nom.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Am I nice?

User: Napa.

Cleverbot: Sapa.

User: Mabah.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: How long can you type?

Cleverbot: How long is a pices of string.

User: ANSWER ME!

Cleverbot: I answer you :).

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like Avatar?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But Zuko is cool!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Paraná.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: *stops* no.

Cleverbot: Why'd you do that?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do it ¿.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes no.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you insulted me hence me telling you i'm insulted, if the answer was no, I would not now be telling you that 'I' am insulted.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you say my name?

User: No, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What about your name.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What about you - again ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What about you - again ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You won't tell me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Leave the Dark Side now!

User: No, yoda!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you insulted me hence me telling you i'm insulted, if the answer was no, I would not now be telling you that 'I' am insulted.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you angry?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a rude man.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know Annoying Orange?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What exactly do you know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a Japanese?

User: Wait...... Let me check my birth certificate........... No.

Cleverbot: It's expired, I bet.

User: WHAT, WOMAN?!?!

Cleverbot: Can I ask why you say that I am a woman?

Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Joan. What's your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Rook.

User: Shadd it.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing.

User: Oh, no...............\.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User:NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Reality bites, huh?
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