Funny cleverbot chat

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: GET OUT!!

Cleverbot: River Song.

User: I NEED MY RED RUBEES.

Cleverbot: Melody Pond.

User: W hat?

Cleverbot: Silence will fall.

User: WHAT????

Cleverbot: Silence will fall when the question is asked.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Yup. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: BIG PIG.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am cleverbot. You?

Cleverbot: I am Mail Jeevas.

User: Well... What made you?

Cleverbot: My mother did.

User: What did she do?

Cleverbot: She gave birth to me?

User: NO! A scientific man did.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Mom.

Cleverbot: Why did he leave you?