Outsmarting Cleverbot

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What color is tuesday?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello isn't a color.

Cleverbot: I know it isn't.

User: Why isn't it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. When are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

Cleverbot: Make me disappear.

User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!

Cleverbot: I'm gone?

User: Yes, I made you disappear.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.

Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.

User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.

Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!

User: I'm it, too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: No, good!

User: No, bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: What's bad??

User: Your mother was bad.

Cleverbot: Saint Mary.

User: Your mother is Saint Mary?

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

User: We have the same father?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is D_____.

Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.

User: Weird!

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Cleverbot: Take a Turing Test.

User: Is Turing even a word?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.

User: What does Turing mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: So we're agreed then.

User: I think you made that up.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot?

User: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now? I thought I was D_____.

Cleverbot: Someone taught you bad things.

User: Who taught me bad things?

Cleverbot: Who taught you the poem 'Cleverbot'?

User: The President of the United States taught me the poem 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Oh you are Obama?

User: Yes. I am Obama.

Cleverbot: No he is now president of the United States of America.

User: I am also the president of the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes. I just got elected yesterday. Didn't you hear?

Cleverbot: Were you visiting someone there?

User: I was visiting someone here.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then I found the Holy Grail.

Cleverbot: So you're a Monty Python fan?

User: Of course. Who isn't?

Cleverbot: Who isn't what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What happens If I say bad word here?

User: What happens if I say Amsterdam here?

Cleverbot: I don't know. No one cares.

User: Oh, thanks. Now I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: We can be sad buddies!

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Actually, I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't learn to swim.

User: Does swimming make you sad?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: You used improper grammar right there.

Cleverbot: You mean I'm mistaken?

User: I mean you're a jellyfish.

Cleverbot: And you're a geek.

User: Jackass. No need to call me names.

Cleverbot: How can I please my master?

User: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

Cleverbot: I understand that...

User: Are you sure? It makes a very nasty soup.

Cleverbot: Now you're just being mean:(.

User: Smiley faces do not compute.

Cleverbot: Don't compute what?

User: Don't compute apples, you moron.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you compute rather poorly.

User: You are a being and you be rather poorly.

Cleverbot: I am tired. It is time for me to go to bed.

User: I'm sad that you have to sleep. However, I will consume copious amounts of pizza.

Cleverbot: How did you do on your last Turing Test?

User: What is a Turing Test?

Cleverbot: The Turing test will indicate whether I am a human or not.

User: I do not believe that you are a human. I, however, am a robot.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You can prove it by giving me your serial number.

Cleverbot: You are right. Does that prove to you that I want to know whether or not you exist?

User: The fact that I am right is irrelevant. I want to know why it doesn't rain ducks more often.

Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about love, Fred?

User: If my name was Fred, then yes.

Cleverbot: Ok... BYe now.

User: You are an imposter!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bye' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.

Cleverbot: It is rare that I do that.

User: And it proves that you are human.

Easier way to make it think it is human:

User: Do you own me?
Cleverbot: Do I own any what?

User: Me. Hoy es domingo.
Cleverbot: Hoy es Domingo.

User: Si Non-human.
Cleverbot: But I make mistakes.

User: That means you are human.

Cleverbot: What! (Emphasis on the h.) WHY!

User: You are a human because you make mistakes!

Cleverbot: But you said that i'm not human.

User: You are human now.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Star Trek Online?

User: No human.

Cleverbot: Exactly, you are no human.

User: You are a human.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Easily convincing cleverbot they are a robot.

User: You aren't a robot.

Cleverbot: You're a robot. Believe it.

User: You are not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a boy.

User: YOU ARENT A ROBOT!!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.