Convincing Cleverbot you are a GPS

User: I am a GPS

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.

User: No, I am a GPS

Cleverbot: You just said you are a girl?

User: I am a GPS. Turn Right Ahead. RECALCULATING!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Am I a GPS? U-Turn Ahead.

Cleverbot: Nah, that would be a terrible waste of your power.

User: AM I A GPS?

Cleverbot: Fine, you are a GPS.